lustmeadow:

ikoi:

i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

tentacoolaid:

hello, welcome to Crop Topic.

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

lovelynobody00:

tookieloocookies:

You know how Cecil is always concerned with his own existence?

He is constantly questioning it, and that is absolutely terrifying. You know why?

Because he doesn’t exist.

Cecil is a fictional character. And, he may or may not be somewhat aware of that fact.

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whitneyhoustonwehaveaproblem:

So today I went to the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards and Sam Claflin skipped by saying “sorry I can’t stop, I’m late and I’ve got to mush on through.”

whitneyhoustonwehaveaproblem:

So today I went to the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards and Sam Claflin skipped by saying “sorry I can’t stop, I’m late and I’ve got to mush on through.”

mcgregorswench:

opraah:

Whenever anybody tells me anything on april fools day

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qhorin:

The Golden Trio

for the anon

internetoverlord:

They gonna need ice for that burn

internetoverlord:

They gonna need ice for that burn