partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

thaibrator:


when he buys you the coat u wanted

thaibrator:

when he buys you the coat u wanted

damianimated:

One time working at Disney World this guy came up to me saying that two men were being “feminine” in the restroom and I thought that was code for them fuckin and then I went in to ask them to stop and there were just two dudes putting on makeup and I helped one pick out eye shadow

methlabrador:

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing

folwer:

but its important

folwer:

but its important

screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

forensicfreak55:

twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis:

jacobshutup:

umm excuse me avatar i see a little more than four elements 

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yes hello I am the last barium bender

Elements

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