#AND THE WORST PART IS #THE PHONES ARE ON SEPARATE NETWORKS #VERIZON AND SPRINT #AND IT SYMBOLIZES THE DIFFERENT UNIVERSES #AND ALSO THE DOCTOR’S PHONE IS ON 3G #WHILE ROSE’S IS ON WIFI #AND IT SHOWS HOW DIFFERENT AND HOW FAR APART THEY REALLY ARE #AND ALSO #BOTH PHONES ARE LOCKED #WHICH IS AWFUL BECAUSE THEY ARE ‘LOCKED’ IN SEPARATE UNIVERSES #AND IT’S AWFUL TO KNOW THAT A PHONE BACKGROUND GIVES ME SO MANY FEELINGS #BUT ITS JUST SO FEEL-Y OKAY #AND IT HURTS #SO, SO MUCH
Yeah but they both have full battery
Full battery until he burns it up just to say goodbye.
GO TO YOUR ROOM
If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity
would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?
when i was in 7th grade, i had a science teacher who would give really easy tests. i would finish them in 10 minutes, then spend the rest of the period drawing ninjas all over the paper. i always told him to circle all 200 in red pen, and he did. one day, i decided to fuck him over by only drawing 199. when i got the test back, he’d written “you devil-spawn” on the top.
melts into puddle of extreme sad
I freakin love photoshop
if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what
Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.
“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
|—||Kaui Hart Hemmings, The Descendants (via silver-blonde)|