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the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
You know how Cecil is always concerned with his own existence?
He is constantly questioning it, and that is absolutely terrifying. You know why?
Because he doesn’t exist.
Cecil is a fictional character. And, he may or may not be somewhat aware of that fact.
So today I went to the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards and Sam Claflin skipped by saying “sorry I can’t stop, I’m late and I’ve got to mush on through.”
Whenever anybody tells me anything on april fools day
They gonna need ice for that burn